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07/23/10, 7:59 AM #1
MichaelSebastian

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Caption Contest: Freeze clown!
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Let's play the MyRagan Caption Contest game--and this time let's make it interesting. Winner of this week's contest gets a free admission to a PR Daily webinar.

How do you win? Well, that's up to the Editorial Staff here.

Here's the picture. As you know, simply add your caption.

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07/23/10, 7:59 AM #2
MichaelSebastian

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I'll start:

"But officer, I thought you said no monkeying around."

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07/23/10, 8:26 AM #3
robreinalda

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"You have the right to remain creepy."

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07/23/10, 11:14 AM #4
jmccabe34

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“You’re under arrest for having too many people in a vehicle.
You have the right to makeup remover.
Anything you honk can and will be used against you in a court of county jail.
You have the right to a rubber chicken. If you don’t have one, the court will appoint one for you…”


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07/23/10, 11:17 AM #5
Leighgut

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Put down the poodle balloon and no one gets hurt.
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07/23/10, 11:32 AM #6
JKinATL

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2014 - Nanny-State Patrol
"All right, Ronald, we found salt AND trans-fat in your fries for the last time."

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07/23/10, 11:39 AM #7
Yount19

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"Yeah, I got the leader, but another 31 are escaping out the other side!"
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07/23/10, 11:40 AM #8
HJHAIR

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"Um dispatch? Can you send back-up? I can't seem to get this ventriloquist dummy off my hand and I need the restroom!"

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07/23/10, 11:49 AM #9
bbend21

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"Dispatch?" Yea, this is officer Slater. I've caught the bozo who was clowning around. Please send the paddy wagon."
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07/23/10, 11:50 AM #10
floridatoni

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No, I don't mean a punk who's acting like a clown. An actual clown!
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07/23/10, 11:55 AM #11
johnbthomas

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Alright, buddy, that's it: I said no funny business.

--or --

True, it doesn't get all the water spots off, but it's a lot more fun to use than a ShamWow.
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07/23/10, 11:56 AM #12
dchatterton

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Revenge is a dish best served cold ... and in uniform.

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07/23/10, 11:59 AM #13
DaveFromPrudential

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Same circus, different clown: A day in the life of a metro traffic cop

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07/23/10, 12:05 PM #14
jeffvanpelt

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I caught the clown that reversed the restroom signs. Send back-up.

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07/23/10, 12:07 PM #15
Tera

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Police found Lamar McKay, President of BP America, attempting a quick getaway disguised as a clown. The Houston Police Dept. reported that several other BP officials escaped through the side door…

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